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Dan at Mogs Top 20 Predictions 2009

1. Mark at Mogs.com will be caught on video battling a figment of his imagination with a light saber.
2. Millions of WoW players will lose their minds and start jogging across the countryside in search of their bodies.
3. Star Trek Online will be a smash hit!
4. Larney at Mogs.com will win a world spelling bee championship!
5. Elvis will be sighted at Blizzcon 2009.
6. A super volcano will erupt somewhere in the United States.  Side note: Mogs has noticed a bulge in their floor.
7. Josh at Mogs.com will win the Orc lookalike contest.
8. VLA will be founded in Akron, Ohio.  Virtual Life Anonymous.
9. Justin at Mogs.com will go on a shooting spree believing the world is infested with zombies and he is in fact power leveling himself.
10. Gilbert Godfrey will hijack Ventrilo and become know as “The Voice of Ventrilo”
11. Blizzard will unveil a new epic mount known as the Luminescent Rhino of Doom.
12. Snorks will make a massive comeback and someone will claim they are messengers of Satan and the blow tube on their head is an instrument of Evil.
13. An MMO based under the water will come to light.  The infamous Seahorse of Fiery Wrath will be among the end game monsters.
14. It will come to light that the creators of the Smurfs ate one too many magic mushrooms.
15. Dan at Mogs.com will spontaneously combust while explaining to a customer that gold is not delivered to anyone’s home address.
16. Andrew Dice Clay becomes a motivational speaker.
17. A Titan ship emerges over the skies of Phoenix, Arizona and contact is made.
18. Mogs.com starts having contests with gold, gil and isk prizes!
19. Two mounted customers, believing they are Death Knights, approach the Mogs headquarters in Cleveland, Ohio and unleash death and decay, calling locust type monsters down upon an unsuspecting CSR while he is eating his fruit loops.
20. The kid that survived a dreaded Moose attack with knowledge he picked up from playing a hunter in World of Warcraft gets perma-morphed into a sheep.  Check out the article: http://blog.wired.com/games/2007/12/boy-survives-mo.html